Put up or shut up. 你行你上 Anything

Put up or shut up. 你行你上。
Anything will do. 我什么都行。
It's up to you. 你来决定。
You tell me. 你说呢？/可不是吗？
How am I supposed to know that?
你问我我问谁？
I'm pissing myself laughing. 你笑死我了
Don't bullshit me. 别跟我废话。
You have crossed the line. 你太过分了
You are way out of line. 你太过分了
Don't give me the brush off. 别敷衍我。