精明的男人 + 精明的女人 = 浪漫　　

　　精明的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 私通　　

　　愚蠢的男人 + 精明的女人 = 婚姻　　

　　愚蠢的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 怀孕　　

　　购物数学 [SHOPING MATHEMATICS]　　

　　男人总是花两元钱买他需要的价值一元的东西　　

　　A man will pay for a item he needs　　

　　女人总是花1元钱买她不需要的价值2元的东西　　

　　A woman will pay for a item that she doesn''t need　　

　　一般方程与统计 [GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS]　　

　　女人在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心　　

　　A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband　　

　　男人在找到一个妻子之后才开始担心未来　　

　　A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife　　

　　成功男人的标志是: 挣的钱比他妻子花掉的还多　　

　　A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend　　

　　成功女人的标志是: 她找到了这样一个丈夫　　

　　A successful woman is one who can find such a man　　

　　幸福 [HAPPINESS]　　

　　要想与一个男人幸福相守, 你必须对他多一份理解少一份爱　　

　　To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little　　

　　要想与一个女人幸福相守, 你必须尽量多爱她, 但绝不要试图去理解她　　

　　To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all　　

　　长寿 [LONGEVITY]　

　　结婚的男人比独身的男人长寿, 但结婚的男人更多的想去死　　

　　Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die　　

　　改变嗜好 [PROPENSITY TO CHANGE]　　

　　女人嫁给一个男人, 期望着他会发生改变, 但他并没有变化　　

　　A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn''t　　

　　男人娶了一个女人, 期望着她不会变化, 但她却改变了　　

　　A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does