老外最精彩一句话笑话兼豆瓣翻译22-412009年12月12日 上午 10:42 胡戈戈 感谢河蟹网友鸡鸡上挂吊桶的分享,来源链接 23、Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 24、If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. 26、I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian 27、A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. 28、If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. 29、
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of
captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool
and throw them fish? 30、A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. 31、I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?” 32、
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to
walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit
down and shut-up. 33、Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? 34、Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. 35、A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it. 36、Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. 37、The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! 38、A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 39、Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. 40、He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. |
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