The problems with GUYS:
男人的问题是: If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 如果妳对他好,他说妳爱上他了 If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 对他不好,他说妳骄傲. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 如果妳穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他. If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. 如果不,他说妳是乡下来的 If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 如果妳跟他理论,他说妳固执 If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 如果妳沉默,他说妳没大脑! If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 如果妳比他聪明,他说那是小聪明 If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. 如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧! If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 如果妳不爱他,他想拥有妳 If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 如果妳爱他,他试着离开妳。 If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; 如果妳告诉他妳的问题,他说妳麻烦 If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 如果不,他说妳不信任他 If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; 如果妳骂他,妳好象他奶妈 If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. 如果他骂妳,是表示他“关心”妳。 If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 如果妳没有守承诺,妳就是不可信的人 If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. 如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的 If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; 如果妳吸烟,妳是坏女孩 If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN. 如果他吸烟,他是绅士 If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; 如果妳考试成绩好,他说是运气 If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 如果他考得好,他说是实力! If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 如果妳伤害了他,表示妳很残忍 If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!& sooo hard to please!!!!! 如果他伤害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦! |
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