.Q: What can't be used until it's broken? A: An egg. 2..What would you say if you saw a ghost(鬼)? I would say nothing and run as fast as possible. 3 .What always has one eye open but can't see? .A needle. 4.Where does a person stay for the longest time in his life? .In bed. 6 .A man jumped from a plane, but there was nothing wrong with him. Do you know why? .Because the plane is on the ground. 7.What man can not live inside a house? A snowman. 8.When is your uncle's sister not your aunt? .When she is my mother. 9.Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father? .You yourself are. 10.What has many teeth but never uses them for eating? .A comb。 11.What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, tells but does not talk? A clock. 12.What table has no leg? . A timetable or vegetable. 13.What kind of dog never can bite and bark? .A hot dog. 15.What letter is an animal?(B) 20.When do 2 and 2 make more than 4?When they make 22. 22.Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window? 23.What do you drop when you need it and take back when you don't?An anchor.(锚) 24.What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?A blackboard. 25.What is "four feet on four feet waiting for four feet? A cat on a chair waiting for a mouse. 26.What 5-letter word has six left when you take 2 letters away?Sixty. 27.What do tigers havethat no other animals have? A: Baby tigers. 28.Why does Tom'smother go to work by plane every day?Because she works in a plane. 29.If three birds are sittingon a fence and you shoot and kill one of them,how many will be left? 30.When the boy fell into the water, what's the first thing he did? He got wet first. 31.As long as I live 1 eat, But when I drink I die.Fire 32.What runs round the Garden without moving?Fence 33.What goes around in circlesand makes kids happy? a merry-go-round 34.A father's child A mother's childYet no one's son. Girl |
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