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英语乱讲

 孔雀胆 2010-11-27
以下内容部分转载,部分自创,纯属乱搞,如有照学照用以至交际时气死鬼佬,考试时激死老师本人概不负责 :)

what about my birdthings,I am going to buy sauce. 关我鸟事,我是出来打酱油的。

How are you ? 怎么是你呀?

How old are you ? 怎么老是你呀?

You don't bird me, I too don't bird you. 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你。

You his mother's have seed! 你他妈的有种。

Give you some color to see see. 给你点颜色看看。

brothers ! together up ! 兄弟们,一起上!

one man doing ,one man take upon 一人做事一人当

havn't poison not a man,  the most poison women heart. 无毒不丈夫,最毒妇人心

Good good study, day day up. 好好学习,天天向上。

American Chinese not enough. 美中不足

we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿

you and me and  you and me 彼此彼此

dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole!! 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞

watch borther and watch sister 表哥和表妹

know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之, 不知为不 知...

You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住!

go past no mistake past 走过路过, 不要错过

want money no money, want life only  one! 要钱没有,要命一条

no money no tall 没有钱没得说

heart flower angry open 心花怒放

you have two down son。 你有两下子。

thinking how far, you give me get out how far. 思想有多远,你就给我滚多远。

as far as you go to die 有多远,死多远!!!!

give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不 要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 

I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大,今年25。

have many zizi, no miao miao. 有很多老鼠,没有猫

one car come,cone car go, two car bongbong,one man, one girl,all die. 一车来,一车去,两车相撞,一个男的,一个女的,都死了

   小明:I am sorry! 
   老外:I am sorry too!
   小明:I am sorry three!
    老外:What are you sorry for?
    小明:I am sorry five!

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