[Just for Fun] Holiday Riddles That’ll Make You Smile

[Just for Fun] Holiday Riddles That’ll Make You Smile

Written by Kimberly 11 December 2012 No Comment

The 2012 Holiday Season is here, and we've been passing around jokes and riddles here at the SimpleK12 offices.  I thought you might want in on the fun too!

Here are some of our favorites so far:

(answers listed below the graphic of the Blue Bunnies... no peeking!)

Q1: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q2: Where does the snowman keep his money?
Q3: What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q4: Why did the elf go to sleep in the fireplace?
Q5: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Q6: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
Q7: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Q8: Where can you find literature about Santa’s assistants?
Q9: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get?
Q10: Why does Santa enjoy gardening?

Got your answers? The suggested ones are…

A1: Frosted flakes (or snow flakes)
A2: In the snow bank
A3: Frostbite
A4: Because he wanted to sleep like a log
A5: Claus-trophobic
A6: When you look in the dictionary
A7: Crisp Cringle
A8: In the Elf-help section
A9: Missile-toe
A10: Because he loves to Ho Ho Ho

Now it's your turn - share a riddle and win a prize!

We recently hit the 300,000 member mark inside the Teacher Learning Community.  To celebrate, we purchased a select number of special commemorative pens.

These top-of-the line writing devices are in limited supply, and this is your chance to win one of your own!

How?  Add your favorite winter or holiday themed riddle as a comment on this post.

Tomorrow morning, I'll randomly select 1 winner for every 10 original comments added.

Add your favorite seasonal riddles as a comment on this post!  I'll be picking the winners at 9am tomorrow morning.