The Lies and Truths of Pregnancy LIE 1. You’re glowing! 2. After the first trimester, your morning sickness will disappear! 3. You don’t even look pregnant from the back! 4. It all becomes “real” when you feel that first kick! 5. Once the baby is born, you will totally forget the pain of labor. 6. The baby weight will just melt off once you start breastfeeding. 1. You’re sweating. 2. It will be there in the second trimester. And the third. And maybe after you give birth. 3. LOL, whatever, you look pregnant from space. 4. Yes, if by “real” you mean “f**king freaky.” 5. You will forget your children’s first names before you forget the pain of labor. 6. Yes, as long as you also stop eating. |
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