Jokes

Tasmin：Mum，can I play the piano？

Mum：Not till you've washed your hands．They're dirty．

Tasmin：Oh，Mum—I'll only play on the black notes．

特斯明：妈妈，我现在能弹琴吗？

妈妈：你的手多脏啊，洗了手再弹。

特斯明：噢，妈妈———那我只弹黑键好了。

 

Teacher：If you had five chocolate bars，and your younger sister asked you for one，how many would you have left？

Terry：Five！Because I wouldn't give it to her．

老师：假如你有五块巧克力，你妹妹向你要一块，你还剩几块？

特里：还剩五块！因为我不会给她。