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1) Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer? A: He’s afraid of the mouse! （鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse） 2) Q: Which are the stronger days of the week? A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. （week和weak同音） 3) Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold? A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold. （catch有抓住的意思，catch a cold是感冒的意思） 4) Q: How did the soldier fit his tank in his house? A: It was a fish tank. （tank有坦克的意思，而fish tank则意为鱼缸） 5) Q: Where do cows go on dates? A: MOOOOvies （date是约会的意思，Moo为牛叫声，movie则是电影院的意思） 6) Q: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie? A: I scream (ice cream). （ice cream意为冰淇淋，两者发音相似） 7) Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly? A: It waves. （wave有波涛翻滚的意思，也有挥手致意的意思） 8) Q: What kind of witch likes the beach? A: A SAND witch (sandwich) （Sandwich是三明治的意思，两者发音相似） 9) Q: What letters are not in the alphabet? A: The ones in the mail. （letter有信件的意思，也有字母的意思） 10) Q: Why did the boy throw the butter out the window? A: To see a butterfly! （butter是黄油，fly是飞，但butterfly是蝴蝶的意思） 11) Q: What room is a dead man most afraid of? A: The living room! （living是活着的意思，而living room则是客厅、起居室的意思） 12) Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: Stick with me we’ll go places! （stick有粘帖的意思，stick with me则是紧跟着我的意思） 13) Q: What dog keeps the best time? A: A watchdog. （watchdog意为看门狗, watch有看的意思，但也有手表的意思。） 14) Q: What did the picture say to the wall? A: I was framed. （framed有相片裱框的意思，而I was framed则是被人下套陷害的意思。） 15) Q: What did one candle say to the other candle? A: Are you going out tonight? （out有出去的意思，也有熄灭的意思） 16) Q: What did the blanket say to the bed? A: Don’t worry. I got you covered. （cover一有覆盖的意思，二有保护的意思） |
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