本文来自央美艺术品(ID:yangmeiyishupin) 现在逛博物馆 看各种展览已逐渐成为我们生活的日常 即便经常出入博物馆 即便你是资深的艺术爱好者 也难免有你不了解的艺术家 前段时间就有一位外国友人 将各位大师的作品特点用一句话总结 并且做成博客放到了boredpanda网站上 一瞬间被大家封为“文艺青年的扫盲大作” 本期我们就将这条博客以及翻译完整的梳理出来 带着大家一起扫扫盲 If everybody has some sort of body malfunction, then it’s Picasso. If it’s something you saw on your acid trip last night, it’s Dali. If everyone in the paintings has enormous asses, then it’s Rubens. If all the men look like cow-eyed curly-haired women, it’s Caravaggio. If the images have a dark background and everyone has tortured expressions on their faces, it’s Titian. If the paintings have tons of little people in them but otherwise seem normal, it’s Bruegel. If the paintings have lots of little people in them but also have a ton of crazy bullshit, it’s Bosch. If everyone – including the women – looks like Putin, then it’s van Eyck. 如果画里的每个人物都像昏暗街灯下的流浪汉,那是伦勃朗。If the painting could easily have a few chubby Cupids or sheep added (or already has them), it’s Boucher.
如果画作里有裸着的俊男美女并且人压人,那是米开朗基罗。
画芭蕾舞娘的是德加。 If every painting is the face of a uni-browed woman, it’s Frida. If everything is highly-contrasted and sharp, sort of bluish, and everyone has gaunt bearded faces, it’s El Greco. Dappled light but no figures, it’s Monet. Dappled light and happy party-time people, it’s Renoir. Dappled light and unhappy party-time people, then it’s Manet. Lord of the Rings landscapes with weird blue mist and the same wavy-haired aristocratic-nose Madonna, it’s Da Vinci. 充满填充色块的Excel表格,蒙德里安。 -End- 附:“boredpanda”:熊猫无聊艺术博客网站,是美国的一家艺术博客网站。专门展示世界上有创意的艺术作品和另类的艺术视觉。 【转发下图,推荐“新民周刊”给朋友;点击图片并长按,再点击“识别二维码”,欢迎关注!】 |
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