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A father walks by his son’s room. He notices, with hisparental instincts, that something must be wrong. The room is spotless and eventhe bed is made. Several alarms go off at once, especially when he sees aletter on the pillow with the word “Dad” written on the envelope. Expecting theworst, he opens the letter and begins reading it with trembling hands.  'DearDad, It iswith great regret and sorrow that I am writing you. I had to elope with my newgirlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've beenfinding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would notapprove because of her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and thefact she's much older than I am. Butit's not only the passion Dad; she's pregnant. Stacysaid that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has astack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many morechildren. Stacyhas opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'llbe growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune --for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In themeantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy canget better. She sure deserves it! Don’tworry, Dad. I’m 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m surewe’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, Joshua P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Jason’shouse. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than theschool report that’s on the kitchen table. Call when it’s safe for me to comehome!' This son is clearly a veteran in breaking bad news to hisparents. Share this teenager’s wicked idea. His parents are surelygrateful for his bad grades for the first time ever. Source www. 
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