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纽约夏天到了，又到了荷尔蒙肆虐，万物蓬勃生长的季节。更让人欣喜的是，花街上大小行的intern season也随之来了。来看看在华尔街上的实习生们，到底过着怎样的一种美（被）好（虐）生活吧... 文/ 华尔街二姑娘
来源/ 华尔街二姑娘（ID：MissTooEr） Intern的到来对于辛苦了一整年，一直劳作在金字塔底层的1st year analysts & associates来说，就像是打了一针鸡血 –
早餐和咖啡有人买了，
留到凌晨等打印的杂活有人做了，
受了VP， MD的骂之后无处安放的怒气也有地方撒了，
更重要的是，每年关于实习生的笑话总是能有办法找到路散布到花街的每一个角落，在茶余饭后为大家带去欢乐。
上周，实习期才刚开了个头，某地产业小投行E的M姓实习小伙便火遍了整条华尔街。 事情的缘由是这样的，M姓小伙刚开始他的实习生活，就接连两天几近中午才到办公室，可谓迟到得非常大胆放肆。
当此事件第二次发生时，小伙自己也过意不去了，给supervisor写了下面这封思维跳跃，文风自成一体的邮件 – Apologize for arriving completely and utterly LATE today. There’s reason I didn’t want to live at home this summer. My father is an amazing individual! Simply AMAZING.But he doesn’t GET IT. I do.So like I said, I have no problem articulating my thoughts to him. And sometimes he gets angry. Like a child.Trying to keep this professional. Really hard. But when people get in the way of your vision, because their closed-minded, non-introspective ways, non-adaptable ways get in the way of YOU making the most out of a world that EVOLVES, you have to push them off. Rather harshly I might add. With style. And that takes energy and time. And that, takes away from sleep. Which we all need. I’m surprised I made it into the office yesterday. Because as a smart, 21 year old male, this hasn’t been the first time I’ve told him off, and he’s known deep inside that I’m right.Apologize again! The good news is I’ll be staying late today! Very late.As late as possible, in fact. 简单总结一下，小伙暑期实习期间跟爹一起住，大晚上一言不合吵了起来，越吵越凶，越吵越精神，结果第二天就睡过了。
就这么一件小事，被小伙一封邮件演绎得情真意切，字里行间句句透露出不被至亲的人所理解的无奈失望无助与痛苦，让人为之动容。
于是，小伙火了。 邮件竞相被人传阅，截至姑娘发稿时，已周游了十数家不同机构，被数十人批阅，E行的各位都纷纷表示
“He is the hero we need, not the one we deserve!”
其他银行也不甘示弱，纷纷惋惜自家的实习生没有这般本事，还表示希望可以招贤纳士。
关于实习生的笑话吐槽，当然远不止这些。
去年B行K姓分析员给实习生们草拟的10条戒律，不仅在当年登上了各大金融传媒，而且至今还在业界广为流传。
虽说有夸张戏谑的成分，也受到外界质疑，但是既然能成文，说实在的有不少是对实习生的真实期望 –
We expect you to be the last ones to leave every night....no matter what. That's what good summer analysts do.如果你觉得所有的全职analysts和associates都是在找机会想虐实习生，那么你就对了...华尔街的夏天，那些在办公室前闲坐到下午五点突然被staff了，并且'please have this done first thing tomorrow morning'的日子，都是常态抱怨也不会给你带去什么好处 - 因为，你现在经历的一切，那些给你派活干的人都曾经经历过Never take your jacket off at work. This is investment banking, ladies and gentleman. 虽说你的老板们是不会想看到你戴着爱马仕领带，patek手表，穿着Gucci loafers在办公室里招摇，但是也没人会想看到你背上的汗渍还有皱巴巴的衬衫Bring a pillow to the office (yoga mat works as well). It makes sleeping under your desk a lot more comfortable, in the very likely scenario that you have to do that.进一步阐释了，实习期间以公司为家，为工作为本的原则You are expected to allocate at least half your seamless web order for group appetizers/snacks for the month of June. No questions asked.
看完知道了？所以俗话说得好，只有不努力的intern，没有不知道怎么虐intern的老板！
最后祝各位拿到实习的都顺利通关拿到FT offer，没拿到实习的明年顺利拿到！
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