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火遍了外国朋友圈的一组漫画！ 作者Landysh Akhmetzyanova ， 让我们一起欣赏下！ Kiss! Best way to shut a girl up! 吻她！是让一个女人闭嘴的最好方式！ They keep saying the right person will come along. 人们总是说：对的那个人一定回来！ I think mine got hit by a truck. 我觉得我的那个他在来的路上，一定是被卡车撞死了！ I've never been in love but I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food. 我还没有爱过，但我可以想象得到这种恋爱感觉就像看到服务员端来自己最喜欢的菜时那种心情差不多吧。 I‘m not getting older. I'm just becoming a classic. 我不是在变老，我在成为经典。 I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry. 我为我饿的时候说的所有话诚挚道歉。 Well-behaved women rarely make history. 那些一本正经的女人往往不能书写历史。 Your age is the number of times you went around the sun. 你活了多少岁，就是绕着太阳转了多少圈。 You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? 喜欢一个人的时候心里那种痒痒的感觉，你一定不陌生吧？ That’s common sense leaving your body. 那是——你的理智正在离开你的身体。 Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together, but only one of them knows about it. 尾行是一场双人浪漫的散步，只不过只有一个人知情而已。 Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. 男人和女人永远都不会平等的。除非女人能顶着秃头和啤酒肚走上街，还觉得自己很性感。 I want to marry my bed. 都别拦着我，我只想嫁给我的床。
Newton's third law of emotion: for every male action there is a female overreaction. 牛顿情感第三定律：男人每做出一个反应，就有一个女人会因此而过度反应。
You know when a person so hot you just wanna shake their mother's hand and say well done. 当你看到一个超正的帅哥的时候，真的特别想跟他妈妈激情握手跟她说生得好！
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. 我太喜欢结婚了。能找到那个用余生来气他折腾他的人简直棒极了！
Sorry, I am not Adele. 不好意思我不是阿黛尔! I don't wish the best for you ,nor do I want to find someone like you . 我不会祝你一切都好，更不会找一个和你一样的人。 I do however want to set fire to all your stuff. 我只想把你所有的东西都一把火烧了！
Relationship status: 感情状况： Single 单身 In a relationship 恋爱中 Married 已婚 Engaged 订婚 Divorced 离婚 Wating for a miracle 等奇迹出现！
What if I got a boyfriend? 我要是有了男朋友呢？ I wonldn't know what to do... 我不知道怎么办啊…… What do they eat? 他们吃啥？ How often do they have to be walked? 多久要遛一次？
If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. 如果一个女人不开心，抱住她，赞美她有多美。 If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her. 如果她开始嚎叫，撤退到安全距离，向她扔巧克力。
A true gentleman holds the door for his woman. Then he smacks her ass. 一个真正的绅士会为自己的女人开门……然后拍她的屁股。
What I do when I like somebody: 喜欢一个人的时候我都在干啥： 1%—— Talk to them. 1%——跟他说话 99% —— Stare. 99%——看他
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. 在嫁给一个人之前你一定要先考验一下他，给他一台网速爆慢的电脑看他到底是怎样的人。
I owned about 6000 bobby pins in my life. 我这辈子差不多有过6000个发夹。 How many do I have left? 什么？你问我现在有几个？ Four. I have four left. 四个，我还有四个。
Why are you all dressed up? Where are you going? 你去哪儿呢？穿成这样？ To the bathroom. I need a new profile picture. 我去趟洗手间，我得换头像了。
The difference between 'Girlfriend' and 'Girl friend' is that little space in between we call the ' Friend Zone' 女朋友和女性朋友有什么不一样？嗯，它们差了一个字。
A queen is never late. 女王从来都不会迟到。 Everyone else is smply early. 是其他人来早了而已。
No， I am not single. 我不是单身狗！ I am in a long distance relationship because my girlfriend lives in the future. 我只不过是在谈一场异地恋，我的女朋友住在未来。
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