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This budgeting problem.

Almonds are good for when I want to have a healthy snack and want to stop having twelve dollars.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland)

This perfect balance.

Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M's because let's be honest here.

— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall)

And this fact about how your time gets spent.

The five years of life you gain by eating healthy are spent preparing healthy food.

— Joel Ingersoll (@FlyoverJoel)

This delicious-sounding salad.

I'll have a salad but on top of a burger with cheese 'So you want a cheeseburger?' Yes but when you bring it to me say here's your salad

— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew)

This meal plan that sounds easy enough to stick to.

9am: protein shake, oatmeal 1pm: small salad, chicken breast 5pm: grilled salmon, spinach 9pm: 4 whole 'i don't give a shit anymore' pizzas

— chuuch (@ch000ch)

This accurate description of lettuce.

ad for letuce: do u- hey do u ever wish u coud eat water

— jomny sun but scarey (@jonnysun

This totally rational fear.

This wonderful feeling of ~newness~.

Because seriously, it’s a lifestyle.

This example of pushing yourself.

And this reasoning.

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