01 中国哪里的姑娘最漂亮? Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China? ▼ 微信朋友圈 WeChat Moments 02 请给出一句很有内涵的诗句 Please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem. ▼ 一懒众衫小 Once lazy, all your clothes get smaller. 03 如何理解“穷不是一种状态”? What's the meaning of 'poverty is not a certain situation'? ▼ 穷是一种常态 It's the common situation. 04 问世上不会游泳的动物是? What animals on earth can not swim? ▼ 媳妇和妈 Your wife and your mother. 05 如果被车撞飞10米远, 爬起来之后说什么最帅? What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again? ▼ 下一辆 Next! 06 妈,我是你的什么? Mother, what am I to you? ▼ 妈的智障 My karma. 07 为什么前女友还会一直关注我呢? What could be the reason that my ex still follows me on social networks? ▼ 知道你过得不好我也就放心了 Knowing that you still mess everything up makes my day. 08 为什么打群架的时候 普遍会脱掉上衣? Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight? ▼ 假如脱掉裤子的话 总觉得有哪里不对,气氛怪怪的 Because it would be weird to take off your pants. 09 怎么反驳“你行你上啊”的逻辑? How should I respond to 'You can you up'? ▼ 我评论个鸡蛋不好吃,还得自己下个蛋啊? So I need to lay an egg to criticize an egg's flavor? 10 如何一个月减肥40斤? By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month? ▼ 截肢 Amputation. 11 怎样含蓄地表达 「我已经被收买了」 How can I subtly suggest that I've been compromised? ▼ 我说句公道话…… Let me say this impartially... 12 为什么你长痘痘? Why do you have pimples? ▼ 因为我可爱得冒泡 Because I'm just bubble-bubbly cute. 13 打雷的时候关窗户有用吗? Does it work to close the window when it's thundering outside? ▼ 没用的,我试过了 关了窗雷一样在打 No, it won't. I've tried. It was still thundering outside after I closed the window. 14 你见过哪些概率极小极小的事件? What extremly-small-probability event have you witnessed? ▼ 20道完形填空,全错 Done a cloze test of 20 questions with 0 answer right. 15 妹子还书的时候夹了一张面巾纸 什么意思? What does a girl mean when she return your book but with a facial tissue in it? ▼ 说明你对人家有意思 This means you are paying extra attention to her. 16 两千元人民币,想出国穷游 可以去哪些国家? To which country can I do a budget travel with 2,000 RMB? ▼ 秦鲁齐蜀韩郑魏楚赵燕吴等等... For example, all the ancient countries that used to be China. 17 想养一只鹦鹉 教它说一些什么话好? I wanna keep a parrot as pet. What would be cool to teach it to say? ▼ 救命,我被变成鹦鹉了! Help! They've turned me into a parrot! 18 呆萌和脑残的界限是? What is the boundry between 'clumsy' and 'stupid'? ▼ 和 the and 19 为什么女生有体香,而男生没有? Why do women give out sweet scent but men don't? ▼ 化妆品腌入味了 The makeup is fermenting. 20 男生说什么话 女生会觉得很大气? What would be manly for a man to say in front of a girl? ▼ 买 I'll pay. 21 热恋是一种怎样的体验? How does it feel to love somebody insanely? ▼ 两个长得像猪一样的人 还怕对方被抢走了。。 Two people who are on no aspect attractive worry about each other being stolen by someone else. 22 有什么赞扬让你比较尴尬? Is there any compliment that makes you awkward? ▼ 人不可貌相啊 We really cannot judge a book by its cover, can we? 23 你怎么一个人逛街啊? Why are you shopping all by yourself? ▼ 半个人逛街我怕吓着你 I fear it would scare you to death if I were shopping all by no one. 24 单身两年以上是什么体验? How does it feel to be single for more than 2 years? ▼ 单身22年 不知道你说的是哪两年? I've been single for 22 years. Which 2 years are you suggesting? 25 地球外面那一层叫什么? How do you call the outside layer of Earth? ▼ 香飘飘奶茶 Xiang Piao Piao milk tea. 26 要是在古代 姐的颜值能撑起整个青楼 Back in the ancient times, a face like mine can hold a whole brothel. ▼ 你是说你长得像柱子吗? You mean you look like a pillar? 27 很高兴为你服务 I'm glad to be at your service. ▼ 你高兴得太早了 You'll find out you got glad too fast. 28 北冥有鱼,其名为鲲 Once in the northern sea, there was a fish and people called it Kun. ▼ 众人食之,完 And people ate it. The end. 29 妈,我能看电视吗? Mom, can I watch the television? ▼ 当然可以啊,只要不打开就行 Of course you can, as long as it's turned off. 30 你得揣摩出题人的意图 You need to understand why they set this question in the first place. ▼ 他想我死 They want me dead. 31 你知道吗?你最终会变成你讨厌的人 You know what? You eventually become someone you loathe. ▼ 借你吉言,我讨厌有钱人 Thanks, I loathe people who are rich. 32 国庆去北京旅游有什么好建议吗? Gonna be traveling in Beijing during the National Day vacation. Any suggestion? ▼ 别去 Don't go. 33 等我瘦了就回来找你 I'll come back for you when I get slim. ▼ 如果你不想见我,其实可以直说 You can level with me if you don't want to see me. 34 有史以来最伟大的虚构人物是谁? Who is the greatest fictional character in history? ▼ 别人家的小朋友 Someone else's child. 35 你看看别人家的男朋友 都是吃女朋友吃剩下的饭!!! Look at other girls' boyfriends. They eat their grilfriends' leftover. ▼ 那你倒是给我剩点啊 Sounds as if you ever left any over. 36 为什么秀恩爱通常选择在中午? Why do people always show off their relationships at noon? ▼ 因为早晚会有报应 Because sooner or later karma will come to them. 37 请用一个词来形容你的男朋友 Please use one word to describe your boyfriend. ▼ 哪? Where? 38 被人追了怎么拒绝? How do I successfully reject someone who is pursuing me? ▼ 接地卸妆 Remove your makeup, right now, right there. 39 为了让你好好学习,父母都给过你什么? What did your parents give you to make you study harder? ▼ 这张脸 This face. 40 参观一个世界奇观时 你最想了解哪些信息? What do you want to know the most when you visit a World Wonder? ▼ 这附近有什么好吃的吗? What can I find to eat around there? 41 我要如何才能显得很高冷? How can I look high-end and cool? ▼ 搬去喜马拉雅 Move to the Himalayas. 42 为什么有的男生追女生追到一半不追了? Why do some boys give up half-way pursuing a girl? ▼ 你倒是给个进度条啊 Why don't you display a progress bar? 43 为什么在洗完澡之后 有些人会觉得自己变漂亮了? Why do some people find themselves prettier after they take a shower? ▼ 脑子进水了 The brain has water damage. |
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