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What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen someone do in public?
你看到人们在公共场合做过的最奇葩的事是？
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Kelly Logsdon
Story 1. I was sitting at Walmart one day, waiting for my ride to pick me up. I watched a beautiful girl of about 16 walk wearing a really pretty dress that was black down the sides and white in the center accompanied by her mom. I guessed that they may have been after nylons or something, since she was wearing a formal and it was prom night and this was Walmart. I was still waiting when they came back out, and since I was bored, I was watching them when they passed into the bright sunlight. I was shocked to see that in the sunlight, the center white panels of her dress disappeared! I got up and followed them out the their car trying my best to block others’ view of her scantily-clad backside. As I reached the car, I walked up to the driver’s window which was already opened, and said “pardon me, normally, I don’t bother strangers, but do you know that when your beautiful daughter walked into the bright sun, her dress became invisible in the white areas? The woman looked concerned, but the daughter looked at me and said, “It does not!” I just smiled at her and said “Then how do you suppose I would know you are wearing burgundy colored G-string panties?” The girl’s face went white, and her mother took her back into the store with a car blanket around her to get her a shawl or wrap to wear over it. Lol.
故事一：有天，我坐在沃尔玛超市那儿等着人来接我。然后，我看到一身穿中白周黑裙子、大概16岁的漂亮女孩跟她妈妈走来。我猜她们是来买尼龙长袜还是什么的，因为女孩身穿正装，那天是毕业舞会之夜，且这里是沃尔玛。当她们（买完东西）出超市后，我还在等人，因为我很无聊，所以我看着她们一路走到太阳光底下。我震惊地发现，她裙子中间的白色部分在光线下消失了！我起身跟着她们走到她们的车旁，并一路尽力替女孩遮挡她暴露的屁股不让他人看见。一到车旁，我走到早就开着的驾驶座车窗前，说“很抱歉，我通常情况下是不会去打扰陌生人的，但你知道吗，你漂亮的女儿一走到明亮的阳光下，她裙子的白色部分就会变透明了？”她妈妈面露担心，而女孩则看着我说，“才不会那样！”我回她一笑，说“那你该怎么解释，我知道你现在穿的是紫红色的丁字裤呢？”女孩的脸登时白了，她妈妈拿了条毯子裹住她带她重去了趟超市买披巾或围巾去了。哈哈。
Story 2. Again, sitting and waiting for a ride home from a different store, I saw a woman open her car door, and change her baby’s diaper. When she was done changing the baby, she folded the dirty diaper, and threw the dirty diaper under her car, and walked into the store. Just as she entered the store, a older woman who was in the next car, got out of her car, reached up under the first woman’s car, grabs the dirty diaper, opens it, and drops it dirty side down into the mother’s sun roof that was open. I was still laughing when the second lady came by me, and I told her “well played!” Lol.
故事二：还是我等着人来接我，只不过是在家不同的店外。我看到一女人打开车门，给她的宝宝换尿布。当她换好后，她把脏掉的尿布包好，扔到她的车底下，然后走到店里去。那女人一走进店里，就坐在她车旁那辆车的一年长妇女下了车，走到女人的车旁，从车底下捡起那脏尿布，打开，然后将脏掉的那面面向那位母亲开着的天窗处扔了下去。我在年长妇女经过我时仍笑个不停，并对她说“这招赞！”哈哈。
Kelly Logsdon
I can’t believe how many people said “ but what if she was going to buy a bag to put it in when she came back?”. Yeah right! Lol.
我仍不敢置信竟然有这么多人说，“万一她是去店里买个包，然后装那脏掉的尿布怎么办？”呵呵，是这样就好了！哈哈。
Chris Sadler
It never ceases to amaze me how many people think trash just disappears magically if they throw it away. People like that need to be made to pick it up along the highway!
那么多人认为只要他们把垃圾随便一丢，垃圾就会很神奇地消失掉这点一直让我惊叹不已。这种人就该让他们去捡高速路沿边的垃圾才是！ 
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