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 退休工程师 2020-09-17

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发布时间:06-1420:16教育达人

高价出售本人脑子,没有用过,有意者私。

I sell my brain at a high price. It's not used. It's private if you want to.

今日简介:平平凡凡一美女。

Today's introduction: Pingping Fanfan a beautiful woman.

现在几点,开心一点。

What time is it now? Have fun.

假如我年少不自卑,对象肯定一大堆。

If I don't feel inferior when I'm young, I must have a lot of partners.

我要自杀,让这个世界上没有美女。

I'm going to kill myself so there's no beauty in the world.

吃菠萝之前记得摇一摇,先让海绵宝宝和小蜗牛逃出来。

Before eating pineapple, shake it to let SpongeBob and snail escape.

美籍华人又怎样,我华籍美人,美人儿。

What about Chinese Americans? I am a Chinese beauty, a beauty.

让我们红尘作伴,吃得白白胖胖。

Let's go with the world of mortals and eat fat.

有个很可爱的人,正在看我发的朋友圈。

There is a very lovely person who is looking at the circle of friends I sent.

为了变漂亮,我坚持了很多好习惯,例如,开美颜。

In order to be beautiful, I stick to a lot of good habits, for example, beauty.

大家好,给大家表演一个美女发朋友圈。

Hello, everyone. I want to show you a circle of beautiful hair friends.

夏肥还没减下去又要开始贴秋膘了。

Summer again fat hasn't dropped to stick autumn fat.

把所有不开心的事情,放在一起,揉啊揉啊揉,然后咻的一声,丢出去。

Put all the unhappy things together, knead and knead, and then with a whew, throw them out.

贩卖可爱,一克一百块。

Selling cute, a gram of one hundred pieces.

虽然不是石原里美,但是我里外都美。

Although it's not beautiful in Ishihara, I'm beautiful both inside and outside.

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The user's content has been hidden. Reply "you are super cute" to view it.

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