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1、父母总担心我乱花钱，我每次都告诉她们，不用担心，因为我根本没有钱花。 My parents are always worried about my spending money. I tell them every time that I don't have money to spend. 2、我是一个很有原则的人，我的原则就在于，叫我撸串必到。 I'm a man of principle. My principle is to ask me to come. 3、为什么很多人都喜欢露脚脖子，因为那边的皮最厚。 Why do a lot of people like to show their feet and necks, because the skin over there is the thickest. 4、你要说我找不到媳妇，我根本无所谓。你要说我发不来财，我立马跟你急。 I don't care if you say I can't find my daughter-in-law. If you want to say I can't make money, I'll be in a hurry. 5、每次发誓减肥，都要爆胖三斤。 Every time I vowed to lose weight, I would put on three pounds. 6、别人问我能不能帮个忙，我一般都是先问是什么，然后果断拒绝。 When people ask me if I can help, I usually ask what it is first and then refuse decisively. 7、我有三宝，穷，丑，矮。 I have three treasures, poor, ugly and short. 8、你可以说我好看，但别说我朋友，因为这是跟他们没关系。 You can say I'm good-looking, but don't talk about my friends, because it has nothing to do with them. 9、那一夜我清空了所有的购物车，都被我删了。 I emptied all my shopping carts that night, and I deleted them. 10、查完银行卡的余额，我就放心了，再也不会被骗了。 After checking the balance of the bank card, I was relieved that I would never be cheated again. 11、为什么别人玩游戏能奔现，我玩游戏就是强制下线。 Why can others play the game can run, I play the game is forced offline. 12、我朋友问我有什么办法让人一直念念不忘，我偷偷告诉他欠钱不还。 My friend asked me if I had any way to keep people in mind, and I secretly told him not to pay back the money. 13、我特别喜欢小动物，像炸鸡，烤鸭，烧鹅等等。 I especially like small animals, such as fried chicken, roast duck, roast goose and so on. 14、你别看我胖，但减肥我喊得比谁都麻溜。 You don't think I'm fat, but I'm more sarcastic than anyone else. 15、小时候虽然穷，但是很开心，长大就不同了，不仅穷，而且还不开心。 Although I was poor when I was a child, I was very happy. When I grew up, I was not only poor, but also unhappy. 16、有的人真的是不知足，都已经有双下巴了，还想着肤白貌美。 Some people are really not satisfied, have double chin, still want to be white and beautiful. 17、如果改名可以改变命运，那我想叫支付宝。 If renaming can change fate, I would like to call Alipay. 18、本想把自己锻炼成一身精肉，没想到到最后一身五花肉。 I wanted to train myself into a whole body of lean meat, but I didn't expect to get the last body of streaky meat. |
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