【原】我妈生来为搞笑

爆笑语录

No.01

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Mom：Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.

Mom：Did you finish your homework?

Mom：We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

Mom：Dad and I talked, we are going to buy you a car next month.

Son:  U are??? Omg thank u.

Mom:  No. We're not. I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts.

妈妈：别忘了把盘子从洗碗机拿出来。

妈妈：家庭作业做完了吗？

妈妈：我们得去奶奶家过感恩节。

妈妈：爸爸和我商量过了，我们准备下个月给你买一辆汽车。

儿子：真的吗？天啊，真是太谢谢你们了。

妈妈：不是这样的，我只是想确认你收到我发的消息了。

爆笑语录

No.02

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Mom. Where are you???

Leaving Wal-Mart. Halfway home. Why sweetie?

You brought me to Wal-Mart with you -_-.

妈妈，你在哪呢？？？

我正要离开沃尔玛. 快要到家了. 怎么了，宝贝？

咱俩一起来的沃尔玛啊！

爆笑语录

No.03

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Your great aunt just passes away. LOL

Why is that funny?

It's not funny David! What do you mean?

Mom lol means laughing out loud!

Oh my goodness!! I sent that to everyone. I thought it means lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh god.

妈妈：你姑奶奶刚过世了。 LOL

David: 这有什么好笑的？

妈妈：一点都不好笑， David! 你什么意思啊？

David: 妈妈，LOL就是大声笑的意思。

妈妈：啊，我的天啊。 我刚给每个人都发了。 我还以为这是很多的爱的意思呢。 我得给每个人都打电话，天啊！