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Simple English Jokes 文：戼冃 1
Yesterday，i went to the bank to deposit money. Suddenly, i hear someone was shouting: all Freeze! don'tmove! At such moment, the security is running here with batons, At this moment,that stupid guy continues: my contact lenses fell down, you guys do not step on it, please! 2
Today, gf made dumplings for her bf, then he cried for he has tasted the flavor of mom. So the gf said that is it tasty? Then stupid bf says that when his mom was young, One day, she made rabbit's grass as a dish inside the dumplings and feed them. 3
son: dad, dose girl can pee standing up? dad: no, girls do not do that, they squat and pee. son replied seriously: dad,how can you know that? did you ever sneak a peek at such things? 4
today, my wife looks angry when she opensthe door for me, and she asks me did you drank today? i said no; she asks meagain did you smoke? i denied; then she asked me once again that so did youplay majong today? i said no no no, then my wife slaps me and says why she cant find any reason to beat me! 5
one time, i made a date with my bf, when he is in toilet, i bought the condoms in secret, then when i eat dinner with my boy friend's family, i cant raise my head, then my bf says that it's not likeyou, you are strange today, then i whispered to him that how can i know that your father sells condoms. 6
one begger comes to my house to ask forsomething, so my wife gives him food, but he only wants money not food, then i feel angry: why? and he says that you should feel good that i dont want ur wife 7
yesterday my wife burnt herself when she was cooking, then i asked her why dont you use toothpast, and she says that she already ate half toothpaste, but it doesnt work at all. -End- 作者：戼（mǎo）冃 [mào]，一个91年非典型的处女座。爱做梦。爱幻想。致力于分享自己的原创文章。转载务必注明出处。个人微信号： maojoan 微信公众号： |
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