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受到特殊对待的律师 陈荣生 译
（画作欣赏——杨争庆画/湛江） 一位律师去世后，来到天国之门，站到排得长长的队伍后面。 令他惊讶的是，圣彼得离开他的办公桌，走过来热情地跟他打招呼。一位天使拉着律师的手，把他带到长队的最前面，让他坐到一张舒服的椅子上。 该律师说：“我很感激你们对我这么关注，但是，是什么让我这么特殊的呢？” 圣彼得回答：“嗯，我们将你向客户收费的小时数全部加起来，根据我的计算，你一定有193岁了！” （作者佚名，译自《幽默一天》） 早安！开心一刻，快乐一天，开心一天是一天，开心就好！为了让更多人开心，敬请传阅！ 原文如下，若有问题，可留言，我将尽量回答。 Special Lawyer Treatment A lawyer dies and goes to the end of a long line at the Pearly Gates. To his surprise, St. Peter leaves his desk, walks over and greets him warmly. An angel takes the lawyer by the hand, guides him to the front of the line and settles him into a comfortable chair. The lawyer says, "I appreciate all this attention, but what makes me so special?" St. Peter replies, "Well, we've added up all the hours that you billed your clients, and by my calculation, you must be about 193 years old!" |
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