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功夫熊猫英文台词

 ASALU 2010-12-21

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    Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skill were a stuff of legend . He traveled the land in search of worthy foes
  I see you like to chew , maybe you should chew on my fist
  The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full . Then he swallowed , and then he spoke : enough talk let's fight . He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
  My eyes ...
  He's too awesome
  ...and attractive ...
  ...how can we repay you
  There's no charge for awesomeness , or attrativeness . It mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his foe-destiny. never before had a panda been so feared , and so loved , even the most herotic heroes in all of the China - the Furious Five ,bowed in respect of this great master
  ...We shall hang out
  ...agreed !
  ...yeh ...
  But hanging out would have to wait , coz when you are facing a ten thousand demons of demon mountain , there's only one thing that it matters , and that's ..
  PO
  get up
  you 'll be late for work
  what ? ...

       2. PO家里

        po , get up
  hey po what are you doing up there
  ah .. nothing ..
  monkey mantis crane viper tigeress , roar~~
  po ,let's go , you 're late for work
  coming...
  sorry dad
  sorry doesn't make the noodles
  and what are you doing up there , all that noise
  oh nothing , just had a crazy dream
  about what ?
  uh ?
  what were you dreaming about
  what was I , ahhh, I was dreaming about uhhh noodles ...
  noodles ? you were really dreaming about noodles?
  uh yeh , what else would I be dreaming about ?
  thank you~~
  ...oh ...careful that soup is ... sharp
  oh ... happy day.. my son finally having the noodle dream you don't know how long I 've been waiting for this moment, this is a sign ,po
  ahh ..a sign of what?
  you are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup and then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant . just as I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of Majiang.
  dad dad dad, it was just a dream
  no , it was THE dream
  We are noodle folk, broth runs though our veins
  but dad , didn't you ever , I don't know ,wanna do something else ? something besides noodles
  actually when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu
  so why didn't you
  oh , because it was a stupid dream, can you imagine me making tofu .. hahahahah... tofu ... no , we all have our place in this world , mine is here ,and yours is ...
  I know , is here
  no, it’s at table 2,5,7and12 , service with a smile
  (sigh....)
  
  
  
  
  3. JADE PALACE
  
  Well done, students, if you were trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more ferocity , monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis...
  master Shifu!
  what?
  ahhh , it..it..it’s master oogway , he wants to see you.
  
  
  
  4. SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR
  
  Master oogway, you summoned me , is something wrong?
  Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?
  so , nothing is wrong?
  Well, I didn’t say that.
  you’re saying...
  (oogway 's breathing and puffing to blow out the candles one by one )
  you were saying...
  I've had a vision , tailung will return
  that is impossible , he's in prison
  nothing is impossible
  zeng, fly to chor ghom prison , and tell them to double the guards, double the weapons, double everything , tailung does not leave that prison
  yes ... master shifu
  one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it
  we have to do something, we can't just let him marching on the valley, and take his revenge .. he'll..he'll…
  your mind is like this water , my friend, when it is agitated , it becomes difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clear
  the dragon scroll
  it is time
  but who , who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power, to become the dragon warrior
  I don't know
  
  
  
  5. PO家的面档
  
  excuse me, excuse me, sorry ....
  hey...watch it po....
  sorry ...sorry .. a dozen pardon ...what , ohhh , master oogway's choosing the dragon warrior , today...everyone ,everyone , go , get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll , we’ve been waitin' a thousand years for this , just ink the pole/bowl ??? (不确定,谁听出来告诉我) . this is the greatest thing in kungfu history , don't worry about it , just go
  po , where are you going
  to the jade palace
  but you're forgeting your noodle car! the whole valley will be there , and you'll sell noodles to all of them.
  selling noodles ? But,dad..you know I was kinda thinking maybe I ..
  yeh ?
  I was kinda thinking maybe I
  uh huh
  could also sell the bean buns, they’re...they’re about to go bad…
  that's my boy , I told you that dream was a sign ?
  yeh , heheh ..glad I had it ...


        6. 去JADE PALACE的路上
  
  uh yeh , almost there , what ? no ... no ...no
  sorry po , we 'll bring you back a souvenir ..
  no , I 'll bring me back a souvenir
  
  
  
  7. JADE PALACE的广场上
  
  it is a historic day, isn’t it, master oogway ?
  yes , and one I feared I would not live to see , are your students ready ?
  yes , master ooguay
  now know this , old friend , whomever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you
  let the tournament begin
  ohh...yeh , hahah , oh no , no no no wait , I 'm comin' coming from this .. oh god... aaahh
  hey , open the door ..let me in ....
  citizens of the valley of peace , it is my great honor to present you tigeress, viper, crane,monkey,mantis —— the furious five
  ahahahah... and the furious five ow......
  warriors prepare
  what no, peeky a hole
  ready for battle
  yeh ... wow ..the thousand tongues of fire ..whoa~~~
  wow .. look at that ..
  hey get away.....
  and finally master tigeress, believe me citizens , you have not seen anything yet
  I know .........
  master tigeress plays iron arms and the plates of death
  I sense the dragon warrior is among us
  citizens of the valley of peace, master oogway will now choose the dragon warrior
  ah ... oh no ... no no no wait .. yeah ...hahahah ... hahahah
  oh po , what are you doing ?
  what does it look like I am doing ?
  stop stop , I 'm going to see the dragon warrior
  but I don't understand , you finally had the noodle dream
  I lied , I don't dream about noodles , dad , I love kung fu u~~u~~~u~~~~~~u
  oh come on son , let's get back to work
  ok ~~~~~ahhh....stop that .....
  
  
  
  8. PO落在OOGWAY面前
  
  uh oh~~ahhhh~~~~ ohhhhh~ what's going on ... where are ... what are you pointing ... oh .. ok .. sorry .. I just wanted to see who the dragon warrior was
  how interesting
  master , are you ..are you pointing at me ?
  him....
  who ?
  you
  me ?
  the universe has brought us the dragon warrior
  what ? - panda
  what ? - the furious five
  what ? - shifu
  what ? - mr. ping (panda's goose father)
  stop , wait , who told you to ..master oogway wait , that flabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem , you were about to point at tigeress and that thing fell in front of her , that was just an accident
  there are no accidents
  forgive us master , we have failed you
  no , if the panda has not quit by morning , then I would have failed you
  
  
  9. CHOR GHOM PRISON
  
  ah~~ah~~ooo~~ooo~ wait wait wait wait wait I bring a message, from master shifu
  what , double the guard ? extra pre-caution , your prison may not be adequate ? you doubt my prison security ?
  absolutely not , shifu does , I 'm just a messenger
  I'll give you a message for your master shifu , escape from chor ghom prison is impossible . hahahahah ... impressive , isn't ?
  ohhh..yes .. very impressive ... it's ..it's very impressive
  one way in one way out , one thousand guards , and , one prioner
  yes , except that prisoner is tailung
  take us down..
  oh .. my ...
  behold ... tai .. lung ...
  I alarm (not quite sure here), I'm just gonna wait here
  heheh .. it's nothing to worry about , it's perfectly safe ..ohho...at the raid .. hey tough guy ... did you hear , oogway's finally gonna get someone the dragon scroll and it's not gonna be you
  what are you doing , don't get him mad
  what's he gonna do about it , I 've got him completely un-mobilized ...hahahahah.. oh .. did I step on the wittie kitty's tail, owww~~
  I'm gonna .. I've seen enough .. I'm gonna tell shifu he's got nothing to worry about
  no , he doesn't
  ok I 'll tell him , can we please go now ?
  
  
  
  10. SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR
  
  oh .. wait a second ...I think there's been a slite mistake , everyone seems to think that I am .....ahhh ~~ the sacret hall of warriors .. no way ... look at this place .. ahh .. master flying rhino 's armor , with authantic battle damage .... whoa..... the sword of heroes , said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at it... aowww~~~~ ahh......the invisible trident of destiny ... oh ..I've only seen the paintings of that painting ...ahhh~~~uh..noooo..hohohoho..the legendary urn of whispering warriors, said to contain the souls of the entire tan-shu army ... hello ...
  have you finish sightseeing ?
  ahh...sorry .. I should have come to see you first
  my patience is wearing thin
  oh .. well .. I mean , it's not like you're going anywhere
  would you turn around ?
  sure , hey how is it going... now how do you get five... master shifu ... ohhh...someone .. broke that ...but I 'm gonna fix it ..I'll. I'll ... do you have some ... glue ...aw aw~~~~ splinter....
  so you are the legendary dragon warrior hemmmm ?
  ahhh .. I guess so
  wrong ! you are not the dragon warrior , you would never be the dragon warrior until you have learned the secret of the dragon scroll
  whoa..........so .. how does this work ... do you have a ladder or a trampoline or a ..
  you think it's that easy , that I'm just gonna hand you the secret to limitless power ?
  no .. I ..
  one must first master the highest level of kung fu , and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you
  someone like me ?
  yes , look at you , this fat butt, flabby arms
  ahh... those are sensetive in the flabby parts
  and this ridiculous belly ...
  hey ...
  and utter disregard for personal hygiene
  now , wait a minute , that's a little uncalled for
  don't stand that close I can smell your breathe
  listen ... oogway said that I was
  ohhhh ... the wushi finger hold ..not the wushi finger hold
  ohhhh, you know this hold
  developed by wushi in the third dynasty , yes ...
  oh, then you must know what happends when I flex my pinkie
  ahh... no no no
  you know the hardest part of this , the hardest part is cleaning up afterwards .. hmmm...
  ok ... ok... take it easy
  now listen closely , panda , oogway may have picked you , but when I am through with you , I promise you , you are going to wish he hadn't , are we clear ?
  ho~~~yeh , we are clear , we are clear , we are so clear
  good , heheh .. I can't wait to get started ...

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