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每日一歌：Weird Al Yankovich-《Rice Rice Baby》
Alright stop, grab a table and a menu Ice is back in his oriental venue Hungry, for a little chop suey I want Chinese, not Hong Kong Phooey [You know what you want?]
Yo, can’t decide
Column A, Column B, I like fried Barbecued spare is my fingers I’m lickin’
Waitin for the main course, Kung Pow Chicken
SPICY, I mean hot like a stir fry If you can’t take it order Moo goo guy PAN, means chicken and mushrooms While your on the soup the food is here too soon No substitute and betcha get hot tea They say vegetable but that means, Snow Pea!
If I get dessert yo I deserve it Check out the chow while the waiter serves it [Rice Rice Baby]
[Rice Rice Baby] Your eatin sweet and sour!
But you’ll be hungry in less than an hour.
Use chopsticks it don’t, it don’t, matta Fingers were made for a pu pu platter Egg rollin’ with egg foo young My dinner is cookin like Connie Chung Noodles on standby, Chow Mein nearby EGGDROP!
No I’m a wonton soup guy SOY SAUCE! Hot mustard smokin my plate is clean And my fortune cookie’s broken Bustin a bite of Mongolian Beef Get a mint toothpick for my teeth
Take out, left over LOW MEIN! If I eat any more I’ll have a weight gain If I get dessert yo I deserve it Check out the chow while the waiter serves it [Rice Rice Baby]
[Rice Rice Baby]
[Rice] Yo man let’s get outta here
Tip to the waitress [Rice Rice Baby to goooo, to goooo]
[Rice Rice Baby to goooo, to goooo]
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