幽默英语

如果我参加了他的葬礼

英文：

A: Mr.Brown died yesterday, are you going to attend his funeral?

B: No, of course not!

A: Why not? I thought you were friends.

B: It wouldn't be fair if I did.

A: Not fair? What do you mean?

B: If I attended his funeral, would he be able to attend mine?

中文：

 

A：布朗先生昨天去世了，你会去参加他的葬礼？

B：不，当然不去！

A:为什么不呢？我以为你是我的朋友。

B：这是不公平的如果我做。

A：不公平？你什么意思？

B：如果我参加了他的葬礼，他能够参加我的吗？