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爆笑中译英标识

 大英小斋 2014-04-03

China is fascinating, and visiting it is bound to leave you with some amazing impressions. Sometimes, however, the English-speaking guests might have some difficulties finding their way around the country. Due to poor English knowledge and clumsy translation, signs that are supposed to help you out, only end up causing outbursts of unstoppable laughter!


F*** Vegetables



“干菜” means dried vegetables and “类” means type. So as a whole, it should be the dried vegetables section. The translator was way too concerned about the Chinese character “干” which is also a slang for f***.”


Don’t Order the Greenstuffs!




Hand Grenade
(Fire extinguisher)


Slip and Fall Down Carefully!

(Caution! Watch your step)




Husband



Beware of Missing Foot  

(Danger! Caution )




The Wild Germ Hates Soup


Life is what you make of it

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Whatever (Mixed juice)


Dumping (Dumplings)



Wang Had to Burn



Fresh Crap  (Silver sea perch)




Cat Ear or..? (Cat-ear shaped noodles)



You Are the Best!



Evil Rubbish (Toxic&harmful garbage)



Poor Duck…  ( Stir-dried duck)



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One of Those Time Sex Things… (Disposable goods)



No Shitting (No defecating)
)

Beware of Safety


Don’t Be Edible   (No take-away food please)


Whisky&Cock (coke)


Crap Stick


Deformed (Disabled Only)


Examination  

(阴道镜检查室 Cunt examination 正确翻译:Colposcopy Room)




No Discunt  (dis... What?!  discounts )


Don’t Touch Yourself (How do I touch myself?)


Racist Park (Ethnic Park)


Execution in Progress (Under construction)



Reverse Psychology

(No drunken driving)





New Flavor


Unlike Put Your Shoes On My Face


Cheap, Fast & Easy



Life is what you make of it

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