無與全 Nothing and Everything

Internist

内科醫師

They know everything & do nothing.

這種人什麽都知道，什麽都不做。

Surgeon

外科醫師 

They know nothing, but do everything.

這種人什麽都不知道，確什麽都要做。

精神科醫師

They know nothing, and they do nothing, but they tell you everything.

這種人什麽都不知道， 什麽都不做，確什麽都要跟你講。

政客

They know something, promise everything, and do nothing.

這種人知道點什麽，什麽都信誓旦旦，什麽都不做。

律師

They know nothing, they do nothing, but charge you for everything.

這種人什麽都不知道，什麽都不做，確什麽都要收费。

總統

Their left brain has nothing right and their right brain has nothing left.

這種人左邊的脑子什麽都不正確，右邊的脑子裡什麽都没剩下。（注意：left和right在這裡是双關語，前者既指“左邊” 又指“剩下”，後者既指“右邊”又指“正確”。）

老百姓

They know everythign & do everything, but they have nothing.

這種人什麽都知道，什麽都做，確什麽都没有。