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给差评Max, I've been thinking about how u completely overreacted （I try to not ~from other people's criticism）to ur name up on the specials board. Do u think it's a fear of success? I am too poor to have a fear of succes. At Wharton Business School, we learned that every new venture 创业（risk and high uncertainty）can bring up a certain amount of fear.（they didn't delivery the ~of sand/trouble/money） Is there any way（method） to do a yelp review of Wharton Business School? Yelp :often leave a negative comment （the biggest online platform in US for people to make comments, eg:it got poor reading读数on yelp） Maybe u're having a hard time imagining ，this cupcake business could ever even happen（the company just announced their first ever fall in profits），because nobody ever believed in u or ur dreams. I'm guessing. I can make this happen, Max. For me, for u, for us.Just keep making those amazing cupcakes. And I'll do the rest till u believe. 机不可失 When did u put this whole horse-in-my-yard 把马放在家里养thing together?（this whole hangover/crazy shopping/fighting thing. it takes about three minutes to put these magazines together） I can't help it.（show off. ~,I borned a beauty, ~,my folks are all good at business ) I see an opportunity, and I make it happen,（life is short,let's do this, don't wait for~） like with ur cupcakes. Like what with my cupcakes? Ready? To open a bake shop, all we need is 250 grand （thousand）start-up money.（n, adj, he transformed this business from a ~into one of the world's biggest companies) for the real estate （we are going to buy a piece of ~）, and the basic equipment... Yeah. Oh. - 250 grand,that's all? - Yeah. Hear me out.（before u blame me or make any decision, just~,） If we both worked two jobs and made $2,000 a week, we could open a cupcake business in a little over a year. In the past two days, we've made $387,and that's a good start.We can make extra money at other jobs, like publicists, （PR=public relations）advertising executives... janitors,（cleaner,doorman） drug mules. We really need to work on ur self-esteem/pronunciation.  上热搜 I'm thinking we should take the first step in our new cupcake business by writing "Max's Homemade Cupcakes" up on the specials board（a dish that is only available in a restaurant on a particular day , could u tell me today's ~) No, I can't have（accept/allow, I can't~these kids running over my lawn）my name up there.Everyone I owe money to thinks I live in Seattle. Max, we've got to get the name out there.（make sth public,make an information no longer a secret.# I'm trying to get this article finished（adj） by Thursday.# get the groceries deliver.#get the copier machine复印机work #she could only rest after she gets the kids ready to school# u can't hide ur gambling any longer,the secret is out.） Create a buzz.（a topic that people are always discussing lately） Ooh, good idea! Let's create a buzz. Exactly, in order to launch.I'm mocking u.（verb,laugh at sb.often by imitating them in a funny but unkind way）When in doubt, I'm always mocking u. 高频25句 She burned (beat,crash,win)u. Do not think we`re on the same team. We have nothing in common. Let me pay u for that. Oh, no，It`s on the house（free/invite sb to dinner） I think it'd be better for everyone, u are really judgmental,（Judge people by their appearance or label them) u know that? I`m a really fast learner. u did better than I thought u would. I have to be（inner city)in the city by 10:00. I can cross that off my bucket list. （complete/succeed in st遗愿清单 I had nowhere else to go, God,u`re spoiled.（treated with excessive indulgence, be born in the lap of luxury) (sth)Breaks my heart. What are u doin` over there? Why didn`t u wait for me? I thought we were coming over together. I`m just trying to help.（when people don't appreciate u,misunderstand u ,think u do a disservice or play a dirty trick) Let me put it to u this way.（when u do a lead in to explain sth for sb）She doesn`t know what she`s talkin` about. （when u disagree and think sb talk at random/irresponsibly) This isn`t what I ordered. What`d u see（≈like） in that guy, anyway? I`m gonna save a fortune （ a large sum of money, make a~） 腹黑 So where do u live？ Our townhouse was taken and bolted up by the bank, so..(the house was seized or close down) Is this where I'm supposed to(should）feel sorry for u? I mean, I don't want u to,but just so u know,a well adjusted person would.（sb has good moral quality, empathy and feel sorry/supportive for sb in need) I'm dead inside.sb doesn't have good moral quality and empathy u make that pretty obvious. Anyway, I'm just gonna stay in the city with a friend. I live a couple of blocks that way（houses usually have rectangular/square in shape and flat sides)I'd walk u to the subway（accompany sb) it's just that I don't want to. 颜色和我鞋子不搭 Mr. Lee, not to complain, but I think sb wore this uniform before me, like right （exactly）before me.Is it possible that I could get another one?Maybe one that's a little less moist.（slightly watery/wet） Also this mustard 芥末color （olive green橄榄绿/sky blue）doesn't really go with my skin tone,（do u have shoes to ~my dress?）Neither do the mustard stains. 社交名媛戏真多socialite diva贬褒意she has a reputation for being a ~,selfceter Sorry I'm late. Oh, thank God u're here, there is a bridge and tunnel smell over by the babies,that's stressing me out.（exhaust, interviews always ~） Their diapers（~changed station）尿布湿 probably need to be changed. Again? I swear, the morning nanny （grandmother,baby-sitter）just did that. Motherhood is for reals.（is this gun for real? the changes now in this comany is more for show装装样子 than for real来真的） 花小钱，买名牌 my feet hurt. Well, u gotta stop wearing those stilts, and get a pair of skechers, like normal broke-ass waitresses， Skechers? How dare u. Besides, I can't afford new shoes. These cost $900. Well, then that's not pain, that's karma.（as a man sows, so let him reap,种瓜得瓜种豆得豆what goes around comes around,retribution for sin) Look, I will help u out, okay? I know a place we can go that has designer （adj）things at good prices.（buy sth at good price） Like a Barney's Warehouse? Kind of. The Goodwill？ Welcome to my place! We're shopping at the Goodwill? u led me to believe we were real-shopping. I know，I couldn't wait to see ur face when u saw this place. Do the face again.I love it Okay, what's that smell? It's gonna be ur smell from now on. 猜不透 Did u walk my horse today?(take an animal especially a dog or a horse for a walk） Yeah,and every other morning. I walk ur dog everything but today.（everything but =except I possess~ u in the world.I believe in him, because he is ~a thief.) nothing but=justHe wanted ~to stay there.I had ~ a million-pound note. That's so sweet. I wish I had known.（when put the word of simple past tense/past perfect tense on the end of "wish",it means u feel sorry for what u said or a state that exists right at the moment or at past. I wish I had't eated so much, #she wishes she had never got involved in the whole mass. I wish I was just a lace/lesbian蕾丝边 Well, what was I gonna do, (lots of people leave comments on my ~）post it on ur facebook wall？ "Ha, walked a horse again today. Totes gross."(totally,super~ unpleasant/rude） Besides, who did u think was doing it? I've always just had things done for me,I've never really thought about the people doing them. Yeah, and I've never had things done for me, so I just do them.Like now, how I'm making the coffee, and u're just standing here watching me. Still,（despite)I wish u would have told me,so I could say thank u. Well, it's not really my style. ( put it in front of a adj to emphasize)u are one complicated dude.爷们 文艺小青年 Hipsters潮人 in Williamsburg will pay for anything if it makes them feel like they're in（popurlar） on sth new no one else knows about. All u need's a gimmick.（unique selling point,a method /trick that is used to get people's attention or to sell sth. silly! he is not really floating,it's just a ~ ） Dudes! Can we ride ur horse? Sure. 100 bucks Okay. I got to go to the ATM. Wait. Stay right there. We'll be right back. Oh, （usually to emphasize the truth of sth that seem surprising. we live ~around the corner from her）Max,we are literally looking our gift horse in the mouth.（never look a gift horse in the mouth. not refuse sth good that is being offered） We have sth that's better than an '80s disco party. We have a horse. If we throw a big enough party, （1.accuse sb formally of a crime so that there can be a trial in the court. 2.to ask a amount of money for goods or a service 3. to put an electricity into a battery so that a machine or device will run. how much do u charge for ur haircut and hair drying/dressing?）charge hipsters for horse rides（1.playground's equipment. 2. sb give u a free ride in a car 3.a journey on a horse）we could pay off ur student loan! Max, I've got this. I'm a brilliant event planner     Max, I can't face him Why? He's the one who didn't call u. I can't face him because I'm a waitress. Last time he saw me, I was a billionaire in a townhouse.Now I'm a waitress in a walk-in freeze So, when u were （laid）laying around on ur trust fund,（≈trust mutual）doing nothing every day,having other people scrub （clean,polish）ur toilet,u could hold ur head up high?But now that u support urself by earning ur own money, that's somehow shameful?Who cares what he thinks?He is the guy who just paid $100 to party with a horse.He's the loser, not u. Really? 'Cause he's out there having fun,and I'm in here hugging a tub of expired blue cheese（overdue,having come to an end or become vold (adj,)after a period of time） Look...u see that wad of cash in ur Hand?u earned that.Slap that wad in ur palm a few times! Feel its power. 就是要挑战hard模式 I'm one of those people who gets off on （excite）untangling big,complicated messes, （untangle,untie,simplify）（I got myself into a big ~by telling a lie）And since u won't let me do ur hair,let me do ur bills, u want to do my bills?Here's my portfolio.（file folder,collection of works. she is trying to build up a~ of works to show during the job interview） And, uh, if u find chocolate sprinkles （n. a small amount of substance that is dropped somewhere/v.）in there,they're not chocolate...Or sprinkles. I've divided ur bills into three categories（type)..."impossible,""next to impossible,"（Zhou is my favourate star,and next to is Jan）and "how the hell did that happen?" And I've divided my roommate into three categories... "annoying," "super annoying, and "how the hell did that happen?" 逆风翻盘 My life is not where I want it to be.（I don't know where this relationship is going, I have no idea where this conversation is going, where do u see urself in five years from now on）That $1.47 tip was a wake-up call （sth alarm sb）reminding me that life will always undervalue u if u let it. （he felt himself ~and underpaid. life is a bitch if u let it）Yes, I've been knocked down, but now it's time to fight back and grab life by the balls.(she was ~by a car and killed instantly. u should use any challenges as opportunities to grow and to develop, and u should not be ~by a disappointment）（that woman have got balls, complete grab/hold. ad:grab life by the wheels买了车就是人生赢家）扼住命运咽喉 I don't know if life likes to have it's balls grab I'd like to explain my vision （foresee） for our future by walking u through（carefully explain and show sb）My vision board. - Oh, no. - It's a simple tool. u're a simple tool. u start with a thin, white board...u're thin, white, and I'm bored.(boring)（board chest平胸） I've been making vision boards for years,and I always achieve my goals. And u think it's that crazy little board and not ur father's billions? Max, it works.（useful）u put up pictures and inspirational words of things u want in ur life. See? I have success, a cupcake business, and a picture of a beautiful new bed. Ah, （mad ,crazy, mentally ill patients）the ones at the asylum look different than that,so don't get attached.（love, the children are very~to their grandparents, I am ~to my old guitar） 拖后腿 Sleeping on that couch is holding me back.（she thought that having children will ~,）I never get a restful (restless）night's sleep,and I need （=could really use）a good nine hours.Then I want to install a murphy bed in here（to fix equipments into position so that it can be used）The bed folds up against the wall during the day（she leaned against the door)so u'd still maintain ur signature （n,sign. v.typical,representative) "I don't care about anything chic （fashion,modern）or nice" decor.（decorate） Who's going to build it? 'Cause it's not me.I'm already being taken advantage of my baby sitting job（I don't want to let him think we are~of her)（push sth use forth/strength. I'm exhausted after ~these suitcases all the way across the street. I don't want to ~these shopping bags around with me all day.）Peach has me lugging things back and forth to help with the twins' first birthday party.I've been sorting through clown resumes for a week. Peach is throwing a birthday party?Did u ask her if we can cater the desserts?（=serve,provide food. which firm will be ~at ur wedding reception. I'm catering for twelve people on Sunday, my whole family is coming） She hires fancy （expensive）people with real （large）companies.We're not a real business.（不可n:生意， 可n:一家企业） 找关系 And this is exciting... look. The other really important thing I did today...made us business cards.Now u can give one to Peach 人and throw our hat into the party ring.(u become one of the people taking the party in a competition or contest. accept a challenge. this is gonna be a great opportunity, pls think about ~. that publisher needs more editors, I decide to ~ )u're her babysitter. u already have a connection.（relationship, a person knows who can help u. he only got /the job for his connections. he has an important~in this firm） Yeah, a connection to her babies' asses.（wash baby's asses） See? That's ur limited vision.(can't thinkbigger（one~two,equal to three, besides）Plus, Peach is interviewing this gay guy who used to work for Martha Stewart.(has a good reputation of cooking, gardening and housekeeping)I mean, gay,( better taste)Martha...we can't top that.（they've offered me 1000 pounds,I am afraid ~）Just give her the cards. We have to start somewhere.See? "Max's homemade cupcakes."And look.."MaxBlack,owner/baker." "Owner/baker"? That's pretty cool.See? There it is.It's real. But the name sucks （bad）a big one.（roughly make,produce a large of sth quickly, but often in a low quality. that factory churns out thousands pairs of the shoes every week. she ~a new best selling novel every year,notclassic"Homemade"... it sounds like homeschooled,likewe're churning out cupcakes that aren't comfortable around other people. 电视推销员 So, tell me, did u give Peach the card? No, I didn't. Why? It was like my mouth wouldn't let me do it. That's crazy.（unbelievable）What's so hard about going up to Peach and saying, "good afternoon, Peach.""Exciting news... I started a cupcake business.""Here's our card." "Pls pass them out to all ur friends,and help us launch our exciting new business venture. "Thank u."（to begin with an activity. their program was ~ed a year ago）a project is new,difficult, it often involved with risky） That sounds needy,like when sb asks u to come to their one-woman show."（self ceter，victim/sufferer）sb date-raped me,and I didn't think I'd live through it,but I did, and now I'm stronger,and, uh, still needy."（how ~is she . （force sb have sex） There's nothing needy about having a quality product and wanting it out （let more people knows, why I can't find any excellent bachelors out there）Look at Earl... he has a CD on display.（sb put stones ~at their house） Yeah, but he'scool (clam)about it.He doesn't get all late-night infomercial and shove them down people's throats.（n.information,commercial,sale promotion）force sb to accept sth. I'm tired of Tom, he often ~s) 天生推销员 Earl? How many CDs have u sold at the diner?(small, inform and inexpensive,often at the side of the road反义词restaurant） Well, in this current economy... It's been pretty light.（ not great in strength or amount. the traffic is ~ tonight. a ~rain/wind） - May I? u guys look like music lovers（sport/movie/art~） This is the best saxophone CD u will ever hear...recorded by our cashier Earl Samson. He's played （adj,join）with all thegreats（n.famous,tennis~）.Coltrane, Hancock, even Bacharach.His music career derailed due to a heroin addiction but now he's clean and sober.（v.away from, code-decode,value-devalue（not doing sth illegal（notdrunk（smoke/alcohol addiction）and, at 83, still following his dream.Only $9.95 a copy.(一册,一本 ,I seem to acquire two copies of this book. a copy of this photography) Who'd like one? Thank u!Earl, four CDs. Is any of that true? Nope. She even made up my damn last name.（~excuse,） That girl can sell/dance.(praise） 长的不漂亮真的很吃亏 I love this place. Looks like Paris in the '20s. More like poseurs（sb pretend to have quality or mystery, ) in their 20s. Hi, what can I get for u? Hi, I'm Caroline and this is my business partner Max.- And u are? - Semhar. - Oh, jeez.- Such a pretty name. -It means "light of the tiger" in Sanskrit. -Oh, jeez. -It's my yoga name. -Help me, God. -Well, Semhar, we just opened a local neighborhood cupcake company. Our card.We're introducing our exciting product to local boulangeries. Pls try a sample. Max. Would u like coconut-coffee椰子, chocolate-curry咖喱味,or blueberry-lemon zest味（the skin of a fruit）? My absolute fave is the coconut-coffee. Let's start with that, shall we? Thank u, but no thank u. Well, can I ask u why? They're not pretty enough. Excuse me? They're not pretty enough. Perhaps if u tried one,u'd see how amazing our flavor palate is.What do u mean, they're not pretty enough? They have a charming homemade look,but my customer would prefer a more upscale, （~brand,upmarket）prettier product. Just FYI, some upscale residents in this very upscale building where ur upscale store actually is located recently told us they were fabulous. I understand. But they're not pretty enough 颜值不够，态度来凑 No way.The cupcakes don't need to be pretty.They compensate （his enthusiasm more than~s for his lack of experience. nothing will ever ~for a girl's lost childhood ）by having a great sense of humor. Pretty cupcakes is just another option for our business.People want pretty, we do pretty.Or people want homemade, we do--Wait, where is our homemade? I didn't make any tonight. u didn't make any?What, u get one piece of constructive criticism （useful and intend to help ,improve, the mster critiscize my work,but in a way that is very ~, I benefit a lot from that）and u stop making them? Max, it's business. And maybe Semhar has a point about （worth (adj). u just make a very good point here）making them pretty. First of all, what does she know about pretty?The woman has dreadlocks.（hair style）Her head looks like the stuff u empty out of a vacuum cleaner bag.（v. remove every thing. I emptied my drawer, she quickly ~her glass. Not pretty. Forget her. What's happening with u.What's ur problem with pretty?Don't wave ur divas （singer~, describe a women who behaves special ,sbis opinionated,selfceter ）live hand（spot,) at me. I just think society's way too concerned with other people's idea of what's pretty. u don't think u can do it.That's what this is about.This isn't about society.u're afraid u can't do pretty. Max, it's a skill. That's all.It's not shameful to not know how to do sth.Didn't u have piano lessons growing up? Serious look, u and I have a business,and this is a skill we need.We're going to that class and we are gonna master how to make pretty roses. 他带我看夜景 How many more times do u need to hear it?He didn't kiss me. Maybe it wasn't the right time. Overlooking the New York skyline,ahundred feet （100×0.3m）in the air,bathed in moonlight?（our balcony overlooks the river. the hotel is in a lovely location overlooks the lake（soak,immerse. put sb/sth in the liquid so that it are completely coverd. make sb completely involved in sth. I ~my feet in the hot water. the sun baths the city in a golden sunset） Yeah, that's a crappy （bad）time. Maybe he didn't want to make a move, because he doesn't know u like him. I leaned in. I leaned for a kiss.（she leaned forward/in and whispered sth in my ear. when I just sat down, he leaned over for me and said,u're late. 《lean in》） Maybe u had a breath （an tooth issue）situation.What did u eat? What had u eaten? 天生没有桃花运 Max, look... - Johnny, stop. u don't need to "Max, look" me.It's cool. u never led (lead)me on.（persude sb sth is untrue, give a wrong signal to mislead sb.cheat,trick,deceive. all the time she'd been leading him on,but she's only interested in his money.）u never put ur hands on me.u never even kissed me. Max, look, I wanted to kiss u. I want to kiss u.I just didn't want to be the guy who did it when he's with sb else.Look, Max, I didn't know u were gonna come into my life.I didn't know I was gonna have these feelings for u,but all of a sudden it's "Max" all the time in my head.Cassandra and I have or-or had sth,and there is or was love there,and-and I don't know what I'm supposed to （should）do with all my feelings for u. Want to hear sth u don't want to hear?I think what Johnny said to u was beautiful. u think a squirrel holding an acorn is beautiful.He didn't touch u or kiss u because he didn't want to start a relationship with u out of a lie.（origin,the point from which sth starts. I paid for my computer ~my saving. she dresses like a character~a 19th century novel） u know what? u're right.u've been right all along.It is like Romeo and Juliet.And now I'm gonna go home and kill myself.I don't think romance is in the cards for me.（u can see the future~.forebode:make a prediction,tell in advance ） 渣男收割机fake smile What's Johnny doing here?I told him not to show his face unless--Unless he broke up with his girlfriend.And now he's here, showing his fat - which means-- - u can't know that for sure. Fine. Tell me one other reason he could possibly be in here.He needs Han to solve a complex math problem? Max! Max, it's pretty obvious that he's in here,because he broke up with his girlfriend "Cassandra"I mean, what else could it be?When I had millions of dollars,I had no idea why guys were coming to see me."Do they want me, or do they want my money?" But u have nothing! So basically that just leaves u. Way to puff me up before I go through that door(way:emphasize, puff n，dessert v.his car puffed off smoke as it finally broke down） This is so exciting. Will u stop? Don't be such a girl/baby/child.（a man of green and inexperienced) Good morning. I'm trying to send out a get-to-know-us email blast for the cupcake business.But ur wi-fi is so slow. Don't tell me-tell Cathyhome17,whoever and wherever she is.（a function that u can use it to send out the email to everyone at same time. life is ~） Okay, well, I'm just going to run down to the coffee place and send it.Do u approve? Nice job. The font's pretty.（=lettering,chinese~ u just gave me a compliment? I knew it-- u're depressed.u're so depressed about u and Johnny just being friends,u don't even have the energy to be u. What? The font is pretty. Oh, honey, do u want a hug? - I'm fine. - How could u be fine?The man was so into u, he painted a billboard of the two of u kissing.And now he just wants to be friends?Pls call in sick to ur babysitting job and take to the bed.（~school/company）(relax,ill and unable to do anything, they took to their bed,right after their break up and don't want to see each other.）Whenever I used to get depressed,I'd take to the bed,One time, I took to the bed for a week. Listen, unlike u, Jane Austen,I will never take to the bed.Giving in to feelings is for rich people.（ rich people have time to mourn /grieve spring and autumn, moan without illness. Ordinary people like us have to move bricks in the morning / ）Regular people just have to get up,get drunk, and go fulfill their babysitting duties.Max, take to the bed.Look, this is my pattern, okay?（all these novels follow the same ~of storytelling)（love,fall in love）I fall for the wrong guy,I find out they're with a girl, a bottle, or a needle,and I move on,And sometimes I use a bottle to help me do it...or a needle or a girl.But when I'm done, I'm done. 婊气冲天 Max, hello. We met that one time on the street.Cashandra, Johnny's girlfriend. Oh, hi, hi. I'm Johnny's friend. We're just friends. Hi, "Cassandra." I'm Caroline. I was with Max on the street. And all day yesterday.We were together every minute.It's Cash-andra, actually.But everyone calls me Cash. And u're Max's business partner, right? Yeah, but she makes her own decisions. Right. Well, let's just get to it, （have an opportunity）shall we? It's brilliant it all worked out - with the cupcakes. - Excuse me? Well, I told Traive to hire u for the show.Johnny cannot stop talking about ur cupcakes, Max."Max's cupcakes are so moist."sextual（wet. u have to keep the soil of the pot ~,but not too watery, that cake is ~and nice） "Max's cupcakes are delicious."He loves ur cupcakes. Yeah, But just like in a casual way.I mean, he barely even touched them. So, um, I'm a bit busy getting ready for the show.Why don't u put ur little cupcakes on these trays, and when people start coming in, circulate, right?（move around at the party and talk to other people. I try to~at the party, and not just stayed with the friends I came with. the hot water~s through the heating system. I'v ~ed a thank u card for everyone in class to sign up） Circulate, girls, circulate. Well, that wasn't uncomfortable. Come on, let's bolt before Johnny gets here, while I at least have a shred of my dignity.leave a place suddenly）(a small amount）there isn't a shred of evidence to support what she said.） We can't just bail out of our first big job.If we do, people will think we're flakes(give up. the actress has ~ed the film after only three week's shooting）（1.small pieces soap/snow~. 2. unreliable. her skin become ~） I've been listening in on （in secretly way, I wish mum will stop ~on my phone conversations）Cashandra and her girlfriends'conversations,and I don't think she knows anything happened between u two.I also learned she's a dancer,her lip gloss is from Kiehl's,and she's school chums with Adele. Not the Adele. Damn it! Could she be any cooler? I want her to be my girlfriend. I wouldn't break up with her for me. Hello, girls.Traivor told me u were looking to get paid.But just to be clear, u can't actually be paid until all the cupcakes are gone.And do me a favor, put a chocolate aside for Johnny.（store or reserve sth for another use,she trys to put some time/money aside every evening to read story for kids）He loves chocolate.He'll eat a vanilla if it's available,but he always goes back to chocolate. I don't think he's going to break up with her. Really u have the accuracy rate of a magic （plastic）8 ball.（a toy for fortune telling or make a decision. a user asks a question to it,then turnes it over to review an back （adj）answer which appears on the surface of it） Look at her. She's so pretty. And bitchy. And... More pretty than bitchy 黑化吧女孩 It's the beginning of the holiday season, and with all the potential Christmas cupcakes and festive gift baskets,u're gonna need as much help as u can get. Festive holiday gift basket? No way. I'm not into （like）all that. Oh, no. Are u gonna be one of those,"I am too cool to believe in the wonders of Christmas" type of bitches? I am so many types of bitches, I've lost count.And the only wonder （miracle）of Christmas I'm aware of is... I wonder（surprise）how u're gonna keep up that attitude through Christmas this year.（keep a diet up=try to lose weight） Why, because this is my first holiday without any money? Uh, yeah. Money isn't what makes the holidays special, Max. Uh, yeah. The holidays are totally about money.It's about spending money to buy things to stuff into the giant black sucking （awful）hole in the center of each of us that reminds us life is hard and then we die. And that's my Christmas card. Max, I'm aware this holiday season will be challenging, will I miss my 20-foot （1 feet=0.3 m）Christmas tree decorated by ten gay men? Yes. Will I miss those ten gay men outing my cousin Steven before he was ready? No. My holiday spirit is bigger than my money. These high-end mixers are a lot of money. I thought if we came to a big department store,there'd be a lot of them, and the prices would be better. We can't afford these How much did u think they'd be? I don't know.I guess I'm not used to looking at prices. I usually just point, pout, and it's purchased.（push out ur lips to show.doing~face） Yeah, I had a version of that, only it was more like,point, and when they look the other way,stuff steaks down ur pants and run. Come on, there has to be a mixer here we can afford. There is. A $5 spoon? That's what we can afford? Yeah, if we put it on layaway, (can I buy these dress~?)work hard for a few years. I'm used to being poor around ur stuff,but not around stuff that I want. What happened to all ur "money's not important" holiday spirit now? Max, it feels like u want me to be depressed about the holidays. No, no. I'm just saying that it's okay for u not to be all up（happy） and everything around me if u're not feeling it.It's all right to let ur dark side out. 为什么看不起暴发户 All right, so what's the plan? What are we gonna do if it does snow? u're so white, I'm worried we're gonna lose u. I love the snow.Opening my balcony doors and watching it fall like fresh white linen and then running across the street to the park to make snow angels. Yeah, that's snow when u're rich. The only snow angels u'll see this year are the six crack addicts frozen to our stoop.（n/v.~down） Oh,not to mention the adorable frozen horse we have illegally living in the backyard. Max, don't overreact. Chestnut's fine. It's not gonna snow for weeks. All right, have it ur way. But I wouldn't want to be the next tenants who have to figure out （should）why a pissed off horse is haunting a apartment.(angry, annoy, she seems a little bit~that she hadn't been invited. she had kept me waiting for an hour, so I was so ~） Max, I don't like u implying that I would ever be cruel to Chestnut. I'm not implying it.I'm saying it outright.（completely, the cigarette ad should be banned ~） It's winter.And it's not like I've not been thinking about it. But Chestnut belongs in a special home. u belong in a special home. I've done some research,and I found（country/mountain/lakeside~, a quieter /private place/safer u go to）a retreat in the Grand where newly-divorced women come to hug horses to help them gain back their ability to trust. Lady, u gotta get a reality check real quick.（consider the facts） Chestnut needs a home with affection and Peach won't even hug her children.（love or care sb） She pays u to do that. That's why it's perfect. She'll pay for the fancy stable and we'll go and hug Chestnut for her whenever we want. u just need to go meet her and it's done. I have the DNA of a rich girl, even though I'm lying in bed with u in a tenement and I bought my dinner tonight with dimes.（where poor people live in）Chestnut and I are old money.（the noble family of three or four generations often have deep cultivation, high culture ,a lot of experience and superior conditions. new money: a family starts from start upand become rich overnight,some people think they're lack of education and very rude) And old money doesn't parade itself around in front of cameras and beg for attention. （show off） Hey, u're not the only one with old money. I've had a dollar in my jeans I've been carrying around for three weeks. u're meeting Peach Saturday, -bye to the horse. Why is getting rid of Chestnut so easy for u?Didn't u ever have a pet as a child? Yes, I had a puppy.And after a week of living with my mom,she pulled the car over and put us out on the side of the road. She got rid of it? Look, pets are not my thing, okay?I already have sth needy and fluffy that'll die if I don't take care of it.（sticky（furry,~stuffed/padding rabbit toys） 有钱人的逢场作戏 Max, I have the most incredible news. Lawyer finally found a loophole in ur prenup?gap,tax~, a law/rule/contract is written that is possible for sb to legally avoid obeying it. the company employed lawyers to find~in environment protection law.) I wish,no.I just got an email and I have made it to the final round of casting for Housewives of Tribeca.(so ,u did make it to American after all. u can ~to fight. soft coco ~to evey village in the world） （she was knocked out of the championship in the third round） Real Housewives of Tribeca? They're doing neighborhoods now? What's next, Real Housewives of from here to there? The producers are on their way over and I want everything to be perfect when they see Brad and Angelina.Uh, Peach, are u aware that ur children are being etten by clothing? The snowsuits are Burberry. And thepadding hides Angelina's weight problem.(n/v.pad soft materital used to cover a hard surface in order to make it more comfultable. phone~. players must wear ~护膝to protect themselves from injury. u can pad the back of ur car seat with a pillow. pad n. the soft part under the foot of the cat/dog. a person's fingers or toes） Okay, u have to stop saying that.She doesn't have a weight problem. She's gained 25 pounds in one year. Yeah, 'cause she started at zero. Max, we all have to look our best, 'cause ready?The last spot in the show is between me and Misty Mastbaum. I thought she was ur bestie.闺蜜 She is, but my bestie's a bitchy.She's crazy competitive.As soon as we were approached about the show,(when I ~,they stopped and became silence. ~sb about sth. u speak to sb for making an offer or a requst at the first time. he ~me to design the house）she adopted a three-legged corgi 柯基and named it Mr. Pickle. That's crazy bitchy. So now, I'm looking uphandicapped animals to impress the producers.(offensive:disabled） Oh, u want a handicapped animal? I got ur handicapped animal. I know a homeless horse with gender identity（~disorder） issues. I was thinking sth cute, but damaged.Like a one-eyed French bulldog. What if I told u that this horse was a celebrity horse? Tell me more. My friend, Caroline Channing... How do u know Caroline Channing? She's my AA （alcoholic anonymous）sponsor. Makes sense. Go on. Anyway, she has this cute but crazy damaged horse and since her life flipped upside down,he needs a good home.(v.~the coin. I ~the book over to look at the back cover )（a tremendous change） Well, I'd have to meet Caroline first. Bring her by on Saturday. Max, what an amazing idea. Misty is literally going to die. I am so thrilled u have a drinking problem. 元气少女 we may have same bad days,but with hard work ,determination and a little luck,one day, we will back on top. u really love Chestnut, don't u He's all right,(~nothing special.the food in this restaurant is~,I have better one差强人意,还好啦) He's no kitten. Okay, I'll see u soon, Chestnut. u want a minute alone? I'll be out front. This is probably gonna seem ridiculous to u because u're a horse and I'm just some lady that's been slipping u carrots for the last few months, but...I really got attached to u.（too much emotion to hold,u can't lift it or put it down） This is way more than most horses get out of me.（love） I wasn't even this upset when they discontinued tan M&Ms. I, um...I really haven't had much go right for me in my life,（success,everything goes well. sth hasn't gone right for ) and I'm pretty sure things are gonna keep getting worse but, u were a good thing.And when everythingsucked（awful,screw-up ）u were the best thing we had going.（have sth going for u . it's in certain advantages to help u make the end /result successfully. they've got happy marriage,great careers and wonderful kids, in fact, they've got everything ~them） And u're fuzzy too. u're so fuzzy, and no one can argue that touching a warm, fuzzy thing isn't straight up （true）lovely. So, thank u for everything u did for us, but...especially for being fuzzy. Max, are u okay? Yeah, I'm fine, I'll always be fine. Are u crying? Yeah, I'm crying, 'cause I wish I could live here. Don't worry, we'll come visit, and we'll find a way to bring him home in the spring.（will spring be far away when winter comes?） Come on. I have a pocket full of dimes. Let's go get some convenience store taqui(不正宗的墨西哥玉米卷 and wash 'em down with 就着酒把sth吃下去)blue raspberry wine coolers.冰镇果酒与饮料（take a mouthful of food and wash it down with water . I'm gonna wash the fried chicken down with beers） They're on sale at the bodega. Two four packs（n.a six ~s of beer,a twin ~s of soap.v. to put sth into a bag） for five dollars.四瓶一捆 u know exactly what to say to cheer a broke sista up.（refresh,comfort） And when we get home, I found a video of a kitten singing Bruno Mars. |
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