8级英文对白

老外：“Hi.”
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> > 前台小姐：“You have what thing？”
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> > 老外：“Can you speak english？”
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> > 前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
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> > 老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
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> > 前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time,
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> > you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
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> > 老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
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> > 前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？
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> > ”
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> > 老外：“I w
> ant to speak to your head.”
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> > 前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”
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