老外：你要在中国混，就得掌握并习惯这些！

带上你自己的除体味剂。

Bring your own deodorant.

习惯尿液的味道。

Get used to the smell of urine.

学会说“我来自……” 。

Learn how to say where are you from.

如果有人问你一个月挣多少钱，你要明白那不是粗鲁的行为。

Understand that it's not rude if someone asks how much money you make.

不要喝自来水管的水。

Don't drink tap water.

至少把所有的事情尝试一遍，特别是那些让你不爽的，它们绝对会让你不虚此行。

Try everything at least once, especially the stuff that grosses you out, it will make for a better story.

试着不要去考虑对或错、粗鲁或礼貌、肮脏和干净。

Try not to think in terms of right or wrong, rude or polite, dirty or clean.

不要谈论政治。

Don't talk about politics.

不要谈论日本。

Don't talk about Japan.

找出那些犯法的和不犯法的事，你会大吃一惊。

Find out what can and can't land you in jail, you'll be surprised.

当有人入侵你的私人空间时，不要惊慌。

Don't freak out when someone invades your personal space.

去游览长城、兵马俑、颐和园，但是不要逗留。

Visit the Great Wall, the Terra Cotta Warriors, the Summer Palace, but don't linger.

学着用筷子。

Learn how to use chopsticks.

在车流中穿行，避开出租车和驴拉车，用你的方式对行人鸣笛，会让你感觉你是他们中的一员。

Weaving in and out of traffic, dodging taxis and donkey pulled carts, and ringing your bell at pedestrians in your way will make you feel like you're one of them.

每天提醒你自己，你在世界的另一边，在这个世界上最古老的文明中，结束了一天的生活。

Remind yourself that every day you've somehow ended up on the other side of the world, in the oldest civilization in the world.